The USS William Jefferson Clinton

Here it is, the USS William Jefferson Clinton (CVS1). It's made of recycled aluminum, is solar powered and will hit 5 knots tops. It has a 100-foot flight deck, on which sits an F14 Tomcat, unarmed. But it looks mean. There are no firearms allowed on board and the 20-man crew has orders to head to Canada in the event trouble develops. Bill thought he was the skipper, but Hillary has taken over. (It's called political satire!)

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